Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
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