Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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