I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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