worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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