The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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