There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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