Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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