it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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