Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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