okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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