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The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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