I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
