No awkward lesbian experiences without me
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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