Dual....:-)
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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