see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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