About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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