every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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