forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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