Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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