Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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