she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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