Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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