porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
