Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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