Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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