And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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