We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
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