Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
operation harelip BJ is a go
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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