Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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