operation harelip BJ is a go
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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