Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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