That's intense
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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