ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Randomize
