I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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