Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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