Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
All I want is dick and wine.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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