I could make wine with my vomit
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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