it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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