I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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