He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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