New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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