plz talk dirty to me
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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