How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
We talked him into tasing himself.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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