i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I have feelings that need drinking.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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