i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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