Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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