We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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