She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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