So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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