I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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