I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I think my fart just growled at me.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
