you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
and she was petting her beer can
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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