I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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