There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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